✳ TODAY IS ALL ABOUT YOU
Happy
birthday,
Nardi.
26 again? Consider it approved.
You’re the boss. We don’t question the numbers.
AGE: SELF-REPORTED. CAKE: NON-NEGOTIABLE.
THE ONE & ONLYThe boss, obviously.
OFFICIALLY26BOSS APPROVED
The boss has spoken.
It’s 26.
It’s 26.
01 / A LITTLE BIRTHDAY MATH
Age is just a number.
We picked a good one.
26+12 years of seniority
26, with 12 years of seniority. That’s not aging. That’s a promotion.
02 / YOUR ONLY ACTION ITEM
Make a wish.
Delegate the rest.
Close your eyes. Wish for cake and fewer meetings.
No slides, spreadsheets, or follow-up emails required.
One candle. The other 37 are on annual leave.
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26
cake calories are outside the scope.
03 / A VERY IMPORTANT MEMO
To: the birthday boss.
Subject: Your annual age review.